Turd-dick

1) A person who is a bottom feeder and beneath you

2) A Piece of you know what (POS), most of the time this type will go after fifteen year old's with plenty of GHB and xanax in hand

1) That dude's a turd-dick

2) Mr. Patterson told me if there is no grass on her field he would roll around in the dirt, f-ing turd-dick

by StarMan420 December 18, 2010

The dick of life

A mystical penis made of venereal energy from man whores across the niggerverse . Constantly on the prowl for victims to punish with its veiny girth . Capable of destroying the anal glands of even the strongest warrior.

My hoe didn’t have my money so I stuffed the bitch with the dick of life.

by Chase the cuntnogger March 7, 2021

reptile dick

A stinky but rather robust odor deriving from the genital region of the Lazy but hard working human male.

WOW! My "reptile dick" is really bad today! (says Patrick)

Patrick said his "reptile dick" stinks from the urinal water.

(Tom says) I think Patrick got "reptile dick" from the factory urinal water.

by Tombona84@DNTweldcenter December 19, 2013

lemon dick

A lemon dick is what you get when you expect a big dick but instead get a 4in at best

Chyann was dissatisfied when Jacob pulled out his lemon dick

by The Dirty Gardner December 1, 2016

LAVA DICK

A large ginger penis. Red, hot and speckled like flowing lava.

Damn baby you ain't never had a ginger ? IMMA GIVE YOU THIS LAVA DICK! Careful cause imma throw them magma ropes. You aint never had hot LAVA DICK LIKE THIS BEFORE!

by Desecrator6 February 10, 2020

hayden's dick

a dick so powerful hats even looking at Hayden himself even a man will become pregnantr

son how did you become pregnant "Hayden's dick"

by tallman 76 April 3, 2022

Wesco Dick

absurdly gimongous peniscular device

"Oh no... We must (become as we are must) become gimungatized like Wesco Dick". "Ohooooyie fuck baba borl. Dude. Man. Yo brother. Hey, please (please storp) your have (posess are you own) mega (gimumgamungatized huge as huge are) Wesco Dick". "Ooooochie ouch".

by BuzzCrap November 20, 2019