The dick of life

A mystical penis made of venereal energy from man whores across the niggerverse . Constantly on the prowl for victims to punish with its veiny girth . Capable of destroying the anal glands of even the strongest warrior.

My hoe didn’t have my money so I stuffed the bitch with the dick of life.

by Chase the cuntnogger March 7, 2021

Turd-dick

1) A person who is a bottom feeder and beneath you

2) A Piece of you know what (POS), most of the time this type will go after fifteen year old's with plenty of GHB and xanax in hand

1) That dude's a turd-dick

2) Mr. Patterson told me if there is no grass on her field he would roll around in the dirt, f-ing turd-dick

by StarMan420 December 18, 2010

hayden's dick

a dick so powerful hats even looking at Hayden himself even a man will become pregnantr

son how did you become pregnant "Hayden's dick"

by tallman 76 April 3, 2022

dick mirror

A mirror in a bathroom which allows a man to stare at his own dick while he is relieving himself. It can be a wall mirror which runs low enough on the wall, or a vanity mirror which has been strategically placed.

Dude, I love taking a piss at Jimmy's house, the dick mirror in the bathroom lets me admire my shit.

by uncle_ruckus June 3, 2010

toddler dick

A grown man with a 'dick' the same size as a toddler's 'dick'. Really small. Really really small. Cocktail weinerish. A guy suffering from toddler dick will usually get real jealous around preschoolers. These men have been with very few women, out of shame. They tend to spend a lot of time with their mother's, because of their inadequacy in the pants. I'm trying to say, their penis is the same size right now, as an adult, as it was when they were toddlers.

Guy) Why did they get divorced?

Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.

Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.

by Aunty Annihilator January 1, 2012

Wesco Dick

absurdly gimongous peniscular device

"Oh no... We must (become as we are must) become gimungatized like Wesco Dick". "Ohooooyie fuck baba borl. Dude. Man. Yo brother. Hey, please (please storp) your have (posess are you own) mega (gimumgamungatized huge as huge are) Wesco Dick". "Ooooochie ouch".

by BuzzCrap November 20, 2019

Kingdome Dick

Similar to bathroom stalemate. Derived from males inability to urinate in front of other fellas in the large circular urinals that were in the Kingdome in Seattle. Inability to urinate in front of others.

"Shit Fred, what took you so long in there?" "I got Kingdome Dick and couldn't go until the fella next to me finished and left."

by Jlightshow October 2, 2013