Deuce of Hazzard

To deficate while sliding across the hood of an automobile leaving a streak of excrement behind

That loser thinks he's got the coolest car so I did a deuce of Hazzard on it last night.

by Cletuscrow February 8, 2015

no deuce

Meaning its a tie. Used to say people deserve the help you rendered to them. It is used to tell people they deserve the help.

Man: Hey, thank you for the drop of yesterday.

Woman: No deuce.

Friend1 : Hey buddy, appreciate your standing in for me at work yesterday.

Friend 2: No deuce, buddy!

by toninatho April 11, 2019

deuce

a vary ugly boy that love attention.

deuce is so ugly

by jadyn jones September 23, 2020

Ghost the deuce

The act of taking a poo, then leaving without any acknowledgment of its existence including wiping, flushing or saying goodbye.

What's that smell? Did you just Ghost the deuce??

by lexicon55 August 11, 2021

Deuce

To Shart or take a Feces/Diarrhea mix anywhere.

Peter: Let's all drink Ipecac and whoever throws up last, wins the pie. *Puke* ..... *Puke* Stewie: I've won *PUKE!!!!!!!* WHAT THE DEUCE!!!!!! OR Guy 1: Were you at the dinner table in the middle of eating? Guy 2: No why? Guy 1: Eunice totally dueced at the table and it smelled like shit!!! Guy 2: HAHA, oh I wish i was there Guy 1: No... You Don't!!!!

by icyourmomevrynite January 21, 2010

Shoes off deuce

An extended and very relaxing poo on the company dime

Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.

by JRpoo January 15, 2020

juice 'n' deuce

the act of taking heroin, whilst simultaneously defecating.

"what took you so long?"
"juice 'n' deuce bitch"
"safe lad"

by harold, the butt plunderer May 3, 2016