Loose Deuce

Pick up some dog shit and feel it’s consistency. If it falls out of your hand it is loose if it doesn’t then it’s firm.

I picked up some loose deuce from my dog yesterday.

by ArchivedHandle69 February 25, 2021

Throw a Deuce

Put up a piece sign.

Don't go talk to him. Just throw a deuce at him.

by MerpO12 January 27, 2022

Deuce canoe

When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.

Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.

by LT1VegaGT December 30, 2019

Throw us the deuces

That little two finger lift people do when they drive past you.

His neighbors just throw us the deuces when they drive past us smoking pot.

by Bleeze Worthy November 7, 2015

Deuce

Deuce is a name for someone who is not attractive and un athletic they tend to have a small penis and tend to be very sensitive

Man you always act like a deuce

by Run run June 3, 2021

Ill Deuce

When one is sick on the toilet with chronic diarrhea and mid shit the urge to vomit arises leading to the person grabbing the garbage can and vomiting as they also expel diarrhea from their ass.

Person 1: "Dude what went on in there are you feeling okay?"

Person 2: "I'm feeling a little better now since I just pulled an ill deuce."

by Hey Jack August 8, 2014

Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.

by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009