The Cousteau

While banging a girl doggy, you shove her head under the water until she starts blowing air bubbles like Jacques Cousteau the deep sea diver.

Homie was banging this chick in the pool the other night, and suddenly out of nowhere he pulled The Cousteau on the girl. He grabbed the back of her hair and shoved her underwater. It didn't take long until she was blowing bubbles like a deep sea diver.

by Slack73 June 13, 2016

Fuzz Cousin

A partner with whom you have not had intercourse with yet, but have enjoyed grinding bare pubic regions with.

No, we didn't go all the way, she's just a fuzz cousin.

by Minotourettes December 14, 2016

Incest Cousin

A cousin that one has sexual intercourse with.

"I heard you've been seeing your cousin."
"Yeah, we're incest cousins."

by westvirginia December 22, 2016

Canadian Cousin

When you and someone else have both gotten to second base with the same person.

Not to be confused with Eskimo Brother or Eskimo Sisters, in which the two people have had sex with the same person. Or with Minnesotian Twins, in which two people have simply kissed the same person.

Steve: Dude I was making out with Nikki yesterday and she let me put my hand under her shirt.
Evan: No way! I got to second base with her last week.
Steve: Canadian Cousins!
*high five*

by NotAnImposter December 21, 2016

De-cousin

Disowning your cousin

I told my cousin that i will de-cousin him if he lies to me again

by Bush knife bobby April 19, 2018

Clout Cousins

2 niggas that think they are cool but are completely retarted

Look at those clout cousins
I dated my clout cousins

by thin mints r good May 27, 2018

mr clouse

A guy who has a genital problem which can cause itching of the penis.

There goes mr clouse again.

I counted 18 times for me clouse.

by Evareathu May 29, 2018