Count Frumpula

a large male, gay vampire who dresses poorly but with flare. He lures young boys back to his elegant mansion and spies on them defecating in his golden toilet.

Don't poop anywhere unusual or Count Frumpula may be watching.

by Unchangeable Bird May 7, 2013

counter exaggerating

Exaggerating the opposite of what is true. A form of lying and can be used as an excuse for lying.

Kyle:" Hey Jimmy is it cold out?"

Jimmy: "Nah dude its warm!"

Kyle: "Jimmy you're lying its freezing!"

Jimmy:"Bro I wasn't lying I was counter exaggerating"

by Doubt.Me?Think.Again November 20, 2013

Counterfeit Hoe

A Counterfeit Hoe is being a fraud, a fake, being something other than what you claim.

Ex: Jervier is a liar and a cheater so therefore he is a Counterfeit Hoe.

by Lovebig8378 September 21, 2016

Counter-rape

A person who is about to get raped but then decides to rape the rapist

Person 1 : Bro i just counter-raped someone
Person 2: wait WHAT

by LTDZ April 21, 2018

Counter Strike: Global Offensive

A game for people with no sanity, a lot of time, and no life.

Guy 1: Hey man, want to play some Counter Strike: Global Offensive
Guy 2: Why the fuck did you say it like that?

by NinjaNugget April 9, 2022

Disney Counter

The act of playing a disney film after watching a horror movie to counteract the effects the horror movie put on you, aka "THERE'S A GHOST IN MY HOUSE" syndrome.

Will is a wuss, and after watching The Exorcist he disney countered with The Little Mermaid because he's that much of a lameass.

by lions embrace June 22, 2011

Pedestrian Count

When you get a window seat at brunch and drink whenever a pedestrian passes until you can't count them anymore.

No, I can't drive home. We totally pedestrian counted at brunch and I'm totally wasted.

by steviemo December 4, 2012