A fake police officer (usually located in Florida) who purchases deceptive items from Amazon in order to fulfill a deeply rooted psychiatric desire for a false sense of superiority & control.
Amazon Cop: A suspect was detained for having red and blue flashing lights in his vehicle, while wearing a "Police issued" Police Halloween costume.
by Shellbacks Club🐢 April 13, 2023
Get the Amazon Copmug. A phrase used to tell someone to do something, while at the same time warn that the cops are nearby.
by TuckerTrash25 December 10, 2017
Get the cop chopmug. Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
Get the What do you say when the cops come calling?mug. Javi: hey david did u finnese the new pair of jordans from jose
David:ofc i had to it was an easy cop
David:ofc i had to it was an easy cop
by Javier Sainz aka j dog aka October 23, 2017
Get the easy copmug. Yeah, speaking of that, stop sending them to my job immediately after I say something about your kids deserving to get raped and murdered. It's never going to stop and you deserve it every time. You're not intimidating anybody. And rape has gone up by 1% since last year so get the fuck out of my sight.
Hym "Ain't it weird that the cops always show up the day after I say some shit like this thing I said right here? ☝️ I can't say it enough! And it's isn't harassing school shootings victims. You're using the word 'harassing' to tie the think you want me to do with a thing I said about you're doing to me. You want my advice for school shooting victim parents? Go around. Ask what their day to day experience with THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM was like... And if it's anything like what I described... The get used to having your kids raped and murdered. You deserve it... You fucking filth."
by Hym Iam January 24, 2024
Get the Copsmug. Person #1: Mrs. smith asked me what nationality I am And I told her I was black. She corrected me and said I was African- American
Person #2: She's such a P-cop
Person #2: She's such a P-cop
by Paris Jacobs1 November 19, 2009
Get the P-COPmug.