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Relationship Condom

A form of relationship prevention whereby you casually date someone with the intention of preventing them from committing to another relationship. You may or may not be interested in this person, but what you are certainly interested in is keeping them off the market for the time being
Have you seen Amy is still dating Jonah? Looks like she’s got him in a relationship condom for sure.
by Uniqua_cam July 28, 2021
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should've used a condom

This is a new thing people say when someone does something so incredibly stupid and disappointing to the point where the are feeling to go back im time and stop themselves from seeing that disappointment.

(Or it defines someone's child being a hoe/slut/pornstar/onlyfans creator and actually being proud of that)
Some examples of should've used a condom are:
Example 1: someone who enjoys watching skibidi toilet.
Example 2: someone who does something cringe on the internet or irl
Example 3: someone who spreads their nudes online for people to see
by King (from seven deadly sins) November 19, 2023
mugGet the should've used a condommug.

coin condom

The wrapping around rolls of coins.
We need coin condoms to drop these quarters off at the bank.
by Dapak September 4, 2022
mugGet the coin condommug.

Condom Ham

Last night she sucked my condom ham soo good bro!
by Oatmealmuncher October 12, 2018
mugGet the Condom Hammug.

windshield wiper condom

The bag people use to put on the rear windshield wiper before going through a car wash
Don’t forget to take of your windshield wiper condom after the car wash
by Beast.yeast November 23, 2017
mugGet the windshield wiper condommug.

darth vader condom

A condom with darth vader on it and once slipped into the vagina the male will not be the father
Girl: have you got protection

Boy: I got that darth vader condom

Girl: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
by Daddy_piggy April 30, 2016
mugGet the darth vader condommug.

Condom

Condom, cockcoozie, kidnapper what ever your you call them your parents wished they used them.
I forgot to use a condom when i banged your mom last night so say hi to your sister for me
by Nexus the memer May 9, 2022
mugGet the Condommug.

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