cojones

a generic term for the man's brain hemispheres.

Men think with their cojones.

by Mirko Starr February 18, 2005

Colonel

An idiot who lives for slow pitch softball. Plays catcher. Thinks he's Batman. Likes to give shit, doesn't like to get shit. Has an excuse for anything that doesn't go his way, yet will give you reasons why you can't do the same thing. Picks fights and then resorts to "I'll sue your ass" if you call him on it. Basically a 5 year old spoiled child.

1) Colonel - You suck, you can't catch anything.
Person - You haven't made a play yet this season.
Colonel - You don't see what I see! It's chaos! You try catching this shit.

2) Colonel - You're a fake tough guy. Let's fight.
Person - OK
Colonel - (won't fight) says to people around him "I'll sue his ass. I own him!"

by FTG October 13, 2013

Cajones

Cajones is defined as are a large set of balls. When someone does a ballsy move. If you have cajones it means you are being risk-taking. A prime example of the word cajones in the text is Matthew Zukowski from Love Island Australia. Pronounced Ca-hone-ez

An example would be - he has a large set of cajones on him. He did a risky move.

by Anita Dickenme October 25, 2019

colonel sanders

deranged murderer of chickens

"Psycho Killer Qu'est-ce que c'est"- The Talking Heads on Colonel Sanders

by guitarist1 November 15, 2006

high colonic

What you tell somebody you hate to order at the bar.

dirtbag: Uhh, what should I get?

you: How about a nice high colonic for you and your friends? Bartender! Three high colonics!

by kb69 January 14, 2004

Coconut Head

The result of a haircut in Great Clips. It usually ends up looking like a complete bowl cut which resembles a coconut.

Conner Schrader always has a coconut head by the time he exits Great Clips.

by hottestbitchtowalktheearth5 July 19, 2011

Colonel

A sex act whereby after fornicating with a chicken/rooster the fornicator then recieves felatio from the person who held said chicken/rooster (in order to prevent healspur to scrotum contact).

Man that crazy German couple totally did the "Colonel" while I watched!

by Matt and Russ April 21, 2008