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Church

To completely agree with someone, or to say that you are on the same page. Your agreeance is so strong, it’s religious.
John: Yo, if that Mutha fucka don’t pay me tomorrow I’m gonna whoop his ass!

Sean: church, bro. Church.
by Eggcleary June 27, 2022
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Church Of NyJai

The church of NyJai there is no god only gods ruled under Queen NyJai
by Queen of Gods July 2, 2022
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Church Of NyJai

Church Of NyJai is ruled by Queen NyJai and we believe in Gods
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wank in church

The act of masturbating in a church or any other religious setting.
What did you do this weekend?
I had a wank in church.
Ok...
Yeah, the priest wasn't too happy but he saw a choir boy and did the same.
by Baconwound August 9, 2022
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church lady kool-aid

Origin: Lutheran

CHERRY (and only cherry) Kool-aid mix WITH the sugar AND 1-1.5 more cups of sugar added. Often paired with Oreos.... and then Dodgeball. #PraiseJesus
You don't need alcohol or drugs, you will be flying high enough on church lady kool-aid.
by kisserT September 4, 2022
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The Syriac Orthodox Church.

The true apostolic church founded by our Lord and our God Jesus Christ.
I am a staunch member of the Syriac Orthodox Church.
by Dr. Dictionary. November 22, 2022
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Church of Fortnite

A group of stupid people on YouTube that likes to do dumb bullshit and are also obsessed with Fortnite
"Yes I'm a part of Church of Fortnite, how can you tell" 🤓
by Justoons November 22, 2022
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