Change

The business/museum/ store/restaurant was in business for 25 years or more and was a success, but then in about 2020, someone told them they needed to change (shut down) and gave them of list of reasons why, and because they listened to bullshit (and because they were idiots) instead of fighting change, they ended up closing forever. It was fighting change that kept them open, not being up to date.

Change isn't something you need if you're successful at something, don't allow anybody to convince you otherwise, since their motives are questionable if they think change is needed at a time like that.

by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021

Dominican oil change

A reference to when one gives a no look reach around hand-job, after which cheap cigars are smoked.

We were stuck at a party and couldn’t find a closet, so I settled for a Dominican oil change.

by Pertplus111 October 18, 2020

colour changing mento

a colour changing mento starts off white but when threatened, laughing, mad, sad or being embarressed turns as red as a fat dollop of ketchup can get. and there's more! they are too mouthy for their own good and its hilarious to watch them change species. ( human to tomato) pretty friendly and most often called julia. most commonly found in a mcdonalds happy meal.

anyone: look there goes julia the colour changing mento.

by aLeXEi.nOoO August 15, 2019

chang

n. - A dismissive or avoiding personality. An intentional or non-intentional act of neglect in response to salutations. An individual that responds to facebook "pokes" with poor timing.

"Sally responded with chang when invited to see the movie, claiming she had work to do for the following day."

by Changpoker September 23, 2014

Game changing

The act of “changing the game” primarily, in the confines on your own home.

Chad : “I got a noise complaint last night”
Noah : “For what?”
Chad : “For Game Changing at midnight”
Noah : “Nice

by Elip December 13, 2025

joint change account

When a couple reaches the point in their relationship when they realize it would be easier to share piles of coins lying around the house and in the car, rather than try to maintain separate piles.

"How are things between you and Mary?"
"It's getting pretty serious, we moved in together and even opened a joint change account."

by libidinouslogophilia September 23, 2013

Gender Change Phase

When a male realizes "he" has been given a female name, Gender Change Phase is the process "he" goes through to accept that fact.

Jake: Alexy, it says here that you are a girl.....
Alexy: I'm a BOY, BUT IM A GIRL, TOO! I'M A TRANS!!!!! I CAN GO TO THE GIRLS AND BOYS BATHROOM!!! I CAN SEE NAKED BOYS AND GIRLS!!! I CAN BE GAY AND NOT GAY AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!! oh shit now I need a bra
Jake: Alexy its OK you're going through Gender Change Phase

by Logical World September 1, 2017