Floor Carpet

A small section of carpet that is usually placed on top of a large and many times non-carpet floor. Otherwise known as: A rug.
Will you please clean the floor carpet for me?
by rasbowlincoln August 8, 2016
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Carpet Bombing

The run to the toilet while shitting yourself after a hot curry the previous evening.
Oh no I'm about to do some carpet Bombing!
by Owen smithers June 24, 2019
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corporal carpet

Someone who decides to randomly get a bowl-cut and dye their hair black for absolutely no reason
Pretty sure Daniel just corporal carpeted his hair last night
by duemoturion June 10, 2017
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Connery carpet

Look, all I'm asking is that he cleans up the Connery carpet. Shit's getting too thick, aint no one gonna get with that.
by Orez- December 7, 2012
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Carpet muncher

Someone who like eat from the fury cup (pussy)

Example..
Example..

"See that girl over there she's a carpet muncher "
by Doobie 74 September 30, 2019
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Raking the Carpet

To comb one's pubic hair.
Yeah man, I walked in on him raking the carpet. Turns out he's got crabs.
by Ironic Username November 8, 2017
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hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard
Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there
by Madfor December 28, 2021
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