Burrito Abortion

Taking a dump whilst a female is on her period. Leaving behind a poop amassed with blood resembling one of life’s partisan issues… but brown.

“Sorry it took so long in there, I was passing a burrito abortion.”

by Brayden Moore December 7, 2025

Burrito Bitch

An individual who is unable to eat a 3 pound burrito in a single sitting.

Wow, me and my friends are going out to Mexica , and we have the burrito bitch with us.

by Lilly dog 69 December 12, 2025

Shiny Burrito

The act of defecating into one's penis and then ejaculating onto your hand to rub onto your penis then you have sex

yeah fredrick gave me a shiny burrito last night poop got everywhere it was still great though

by stinkface February 22, 2008

Punto Burrito

1. A pussy who is gay, faggish, stupid
2. It's what you call your friends if you are mad at them

1. You stupid fucking Punto Burrito
2. Wow your so gay you Punto Burrito

by Ian Fox June 21, 2008

Blazin burrito

one pissed off Mexican. or spic for tht matter

Billy: Holy shit, look at Juan!
Evan: Jesus fuck, his eyes are red!
Billy: Man, that's one Blazin Burrito

by ilikecheesepenis April 1, 2009

Making burritos

When Mexicans have sex, specifically to make babies or groupsex.

Hola chica, how bout you and me make some burritos together?

God damn it I think Enrique and Maria are making burritos in my closet again.

by goldenkranzisreallysanta November 23, 2010

mystery burrito

a burrito that you dont know what is inside

is that a mystery burrito

by makemoney1234 December 17, 2010