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Crumpet bum

Slang used for someone with celulite on their bum, it gives the effect of a crumpet! Also a built up residue of anal crap due to lack of ass wiping abilities
Lad: holly hell look at that crumpet bum over there! She aint been ass wiping
by Jollyrodgerey November 6, 2014
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Cheddar Bum

A sweaty, filthy, stinking anal region.
Baby I can’t take it. It’s making me gag. Go wash ya cheddar bum.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018
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bum village

A large group of bums living underneath a bridge or overpass.
Dude, check out that bum village it's huge!
by pretty buffalo June 14, 2014
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bum buzzard

1. A bum buzzard is a derogatory term for a predatory homosexual man. Referring to how a buzzard would circle and swoop on it's 'prey' only in this instance the 'prey' being the bottom of another man.

2. General derogatory term used amongst male friends to imply homosexual tendencies.
1. " Check out that big guy over there, I'm telling you he's a fucking bum buzzard."

2. " Shut it and buy us a drink ya fucking bum buzzard."
by Joe 1968 April 7, 2008
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bum blasting

The term bum blasting comes from the more well known or more commonly used term known as "bum blaster". These terms are often utilized when describing the nature of sexual intercourse between homosexual males.
"Those two homos spend all of there time bum blasting each other. Bum blasting is their life".
by Diablo74 July 31, 2016
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Dry Bummed

A term for anal sex without lubrication. The term is commonly used to express a painful experience - such as a scalding telling off from your boss.
I had better finish this work to a high standard or I will get dry bummed
by Ali October 24, 2004
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Bum Oil

The unfortunate event when fecal residue is left around the anus and the person in question does an activity which involves great exertion. This exercise leads to sweating and consequently blends with the faeces to form a substance known as 'Bum Oil'.
Dude 1: that was a great round of tennis
Dude 2: yeah dude, but we should have stopped earlier, i've got bum oil running down my leg!
by Pretty in wellies June 20, 2007
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