A popular practice among gay males to contract AIDS so they can then spread it to other men, children, and believers in God.
Gay 1: Hey man, I want your strain so I can mutate my loads into one that can get around PrEP in young guys.
Gay 2: "I'd be proud to give you my load, bug chaser, but I prefer to inject my blood directly into you instead of packing your fudge. The sweet ass meat might get in the way of you contracting it. Or I could just eat your chasing hole empty first and then toothbrush your ass to make sure it takes. Been bug chasing for long?
Gay 1: awesome! I've been searching for 4 days now and haven't found a viral load. All these kids nowadays, even the straight ones, are on PrEP, so I think I'll hold them down and inject them. Then grow my "AIDs family!"
Gay 2: Yeah, it's a harder way to stealth than just poking holes in your condom, but it'll work better to convert straight boys into gay men.
Gay 2: "I'd be proud to give you my load, bug chaser, but I prefer to inject my blood directly into you instead of packing your fudge. The sweet ass meat might get in the way of you contracting it. Or I could just eat your chasing hole empty first and then toothbrush your ass to make sure it takes. Been bug chasing for long?
Gay 1: awesome! I've been searching for 4 days now and haven't found a viral load. All these kids nowadays, even the straight ones, are on PrEP, so I think I'll hold them down and inject them. Then grow my "AIDs family!"
Gay 2: Yeah, it's a harder way to stealth than just poking holes in your condom, but it'll work better to convert straight boys into gay men.
by ATotalFaq August 20, 2024
Get the Bug Chasingmug. by Dumb.n.faded December 15, 2020
Get the Bugsmug. by Cameronbr0 May 11, 2022
Get the stickle bugmug. Sharon: I need some tea tree oil, this itching is murder!
Blakely: What?
Sharon: I've got bug in the rug. You know, crabs!
Blakely: What?
Sharon: I've got bug in the rug. You know, crabs!
by echoten February 21, 2009
Get the bug in the rugmug. by Boost0123 April 27, 2022
Get the stick buggedmug. "May bug" (noun) is one of the commonly used names for the cockchafer, a large brown beetle (normally 2-3cm in length as adults) native to Europe. These often emerge as adults during or slightly before May, and are considered crop pests, due to their appetite for vegetation.
The cockchafer has a well-established history as a crop pest, and was put in trial in France in 1320, where the beetles were accused of damaging crops. The court ruled that the beetles did in fact damage the crops and were ordered to leave the area, which the beetles ignored, thus proving that the cockchafer is one of many beetles that is above the law.
Cockchafers feed on plant matter and are not venomous and do not sting. While cockchafers can fly, they are clumsy, leading them to crash into surfaces, including people and windows. Their long legs feature small spines and hooks that help them grip plants stems, but often lead them to become tangled in hair. Contrary to urban myth that cockchafers crash into people in order to attack them or lay eggs in their hair, cockchafers are generally not aggressive towards humans and much prefer to lay eggs in soil. As they are attracted to light, they can frequently be seen around porch lights between Late and early July.
The cockchafer has a well-established history as a crop pest, and was put in trial in France in 1320, where the beetles were accused of damaging crops. The court ruled that the beetles did in fact damage the crops and were ordered to leave the area, which the beetles ignored, thus proving that the cockchafer is one of many beetles that is above the law.
Cockchafers feed on plant matter and are not venomous and do not sting. While cockchafers can fly, they are clumsy, leading them to crash into surfaces, including people and windows. Their long legs feature small spines and hooks that help them grip plants stems, but often lead them to become tangled in hair. Contrary to urban myth that cockchafers crash into people in order to attack them or lay eggs in their hair, cockchafers are generally not aggressive towards humans and much prefer to lay eggs in soil. As they are attracted to light, they can frequently be seen around porch lights between Late and early July.
*POOONG* (The sound of a may bug hitting a large window)
"The May bugs are ruining our vegetable garden."
"The Court finds these May bugs guilty of property damage and loitering, and demands that they evacuate this farm immediately and without compensation for relocation. Failure to do so will result in extermination by fly-swatter."
"The May bugs are ruining our vegetable garden."
"The Court finds these May bugs guilty of property damage and loitering, and demands that they evacuate this farm immediately and without compensation for relocation. Failure to do so will result in extermination by fly-swatter."
by getskilled June 29, 2022
Get the May bugmug. by Gorotsu bagatski June 4, 2020
Get the bugs in the wallsmug.