Mile-high blumpkin

The act of receiving a satisfying blumpkin during flight in an airplane bathroom.

On my way to a my frat brother’s bachelor party in Vegas I received a ball draining Mile-high blumpkin from the flight attendant.

by Mile-height pilot December 11, 2022

Prarie Blumpkin

Is when your homie is giving you a blowjob and right when you're about to cum, you throw an egg at his head

I never knew what a prarie blumpkin was, until I got a forehead kiss by my best friends pocket egg while giving him a blowjob.

by AK guy's yolk throat December 7, 2024

Busy Blumpkin

Pissing and shitting while receiving a blumpkin.

“Yo, last night this bitch gave me a busy blumpkin.”

by fallout4luvr May 18, 2025

Chilly Blumpkin

When a male is given a blow job by a female while pooping in a portapotty in the middle of winter

She gave me the best chilly blumpkin.

by Loopdah March 27, 2025

tearful blumpkin

a crying bitch sucking your knob whilst dropping a deuce

whenever monique gets plastered, she invites stephen into the bath for a tearful blumpkin

by mstrkrfter March 4, 2011

Evil Blumpkin

When (as a male) you are 69ing with a girl and another girl is pegging you at the same time.

Chase Evil Blumpkined last night and now no one can walk today.

by Yippyman December 5, 2024

Bomb rush blumpkin

A bomb rush blumpkin is where your getting a blumpkin (getting or giving head while on the toilet) and playing splatoon 2 at the same time

“Yo my girl just gave me a bomb rush blumpkin it was fire”

by Forbe June 28, 2024