Pulse Beater

A term that describes a boy who will have sexual intercourse with any female that he sees with a pulse (some instances even without) as he has no standards.

Boy 1 - Yo broski, I just beat this ting innit
Boy 2 - Is she peng?
Boy 1 - *No comment*
Boy 2 - Ahhhhhhh damn bro, ur fully a pulse beater, no standards cuz.

by OGdrilla February 28, 2019

Goober Beaters

Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.

Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."

by chickewingzbruh May 20, 2019

Peter Beaters

Funny word/term for another dude's hands. Implying that he masturbates often/impulsively :)

Yo Dawg!? How about you stop touchy all the chips with your dirty ass Peter Beaters !

by Bigmike8045 June 28, 2019

panel beated

definition of being Panel beated is that someone beats you like you would beat panels to fix car's dent/crash
usually referring to that you are getting beaten to the death like you would beat up an inanimate object.
Commonly used in IT environment where your manager punishes you when caught a staff fooling around.
Originated From Mike O, B founder of the Panel Beating via "HAND" often don't use tools to get his job Done.

I would not do that if i was you, he will Panel Beat you.

I got Panel Beated yesterday for not doing well at my Job.

My manager went to a course of how to Panel Beat the employee to get maximum efficiency.

by neoPSYCHO December 16, 2019

skeeter beeter

A dick

He has a big skeeter beeter

by MEMESSSSSSSS December 24, 2019

dune beater

A dune beater is somebody who performs lewd acts on themselves while at a public beach. Usually they are hidden in and around the scrub, bush or in the sand dunes waiting for unsuspecting victims to fap over.

Hey Julie, look there’s a dune beater having a wank in the bush over there. Don’t get too close.

by Dune Beater 1962 January 30, 2020

feet beater

A man that masterbates or beats his meat to foot fetish related materials/pornography.

I knew your boy was weird, but I didn’t know he was a feet beater.

by JMitchMD October 26, 2020