joe beans

Elijah's bitch.

Whats up joe beans?

by Mrcowlover November 1, 2013

bean tap

When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.

Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."

by Nremtp78 December 6, 2013

bean lord

Supreme lord of beans.

Akkey is a bean lord.

by K9RoryRose December 27, 2013

bean lip

Crusty ass lips

Damn cuz you got bean lip

by dizzysimon February 26, 2015

lukewarm beans

something is cool, but not as cool to deserve the term "cool beans" therefore is moderate or temperately lukewarm

fuckboy: *sends generic dik pik*
me: lukewarm beans
fuckboy: wut
me: lukewarm beans means it's not cool bruh. ur dik is small af.

by santafucks June 5, 2015

Bean Spray

A mist of shit particles which travel through the air and coat a surface. The spray typically flows with some velocity directly from ones anus onto a surface of his or her choosing. "Bean spray," usually has an aerosolized refried bean texture, but the pattern and consistency usually depend on ones diet.

Somebody left some bean spray all over the bathroom door of AmPm.

Even though it was chili night, Roman's mom insisted I bean spray her face.

by ZT14 October 11, 2016

bean holster

Vagina

Dan: (hot girl walks in)Damn! Jamie I would love to flip her over squirt mustard down her back and slide my juicy stalk right into her bean holster.

Jamie: Who the fuck are you! Get away from me you drunk bastard!

by SunnyDelyght November 20, 2016