old battle axe

One's spouse or partner. Same as ball and chain.

Can't come out tonight. Gotta go meet the old battle axe.

by Twin Dongs February 18, 2017

Holy Insemination Batman

Used to show suprise, fear, pain, or pretty much anything else, based on Robin's obscure exclamations in the 1960's Batman tv show.

"Holy Insemination Batman, I just broke my legs!"

by Artemis Depthcharge May 27, 2005

battle axe

woman of hideous proportians, usually bottle blond with the RIGHT opinion on every thing, so help you God!!

Margaret Thatcher, the battle axe of the Falklands

by goosenard June 30, 2006

battle of the booties

a good competition, an important one. could b sport anything.

the football match on monday was a real battle of the booties - or - the football match on monday was a real booty battle

by petey August 23, 2003

Battle Shafts

A two or more player game, preferably two, guys whack eachother off and whoever comes first, looses.

D-Wreck:Dude, lets play battle shafts!(said in a really intense powerful tone)
Falex: OK!
*time......*
Falex: Damnit D-Wreck! You always win this game!

by Janebaby May 8, 2009

Batman

Nanananananananana Batman!

"Dude I totally batman'd her"

by That_CrazyWalrus November 23, 2011

Battle Creek

Battle Creek is actually the 3rd biggest city in Michigan by land size coming in just a little smaller than GR. (Don't believe me, google it) It ain't shitz to do in the city club wise cause mf's always acting up but it's still all love and all family. So don't think you can come to the Creek and set up shop. Ask them Detroit and Chicago niccas. But for real it ain't all that bad to live or visit. It's a growing city so keep your eyes peeled.

Battle Creek, also known as Cereal City or the Creek, is home to some 50,000 residences.

by Mr. Idontgiveafuck July 7, 2017