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bacon hangover

a fat hangover whose cause is the ingestion of too much bacon. normally occurs as the result of overzealous bacon consumption to alleviate a hangover due to alcohol.
Steve: Dude pass the bacon, I need pure grease to bounce back from that pub crawl last night.
Joe: Ok man, but don't eat more than a few strips or you'll get a bacon hangover too.
by porcineperson August 23, 2011
mugGet the bacon hangovermug.

Bacon Wagon

A British term for a police van or riot van usually containing the pigs (another term for police see pigs) hence the name Bacon Wagon.
Guy 1: Mate, drop that spliff there's a bacon wagon across the street!
Guy 2: OHHHHHHHHH FUUUCK!
by evaaty June 14, 2011
mugGet the Bacon Wagonmug.

pulled a bacon

to do something unbelievably stupid or strange that most people wouldnt do unless severely baked.
lighting a smoke backwards twice in a row without realizing. you pulled a bacon

we might have pulled a bacon with this definition.
by big group March 1, 2009
mugGet the pulled a baconmug.

Fearless Bacon

An absolute fuckin dumbass who can’t play widow maker for shit. Sucks at rainbow six siege and only plays ez operators just so he looks cool. Probably from the worst state (Ohio), and shucks corn all day. Also a fuckin simp, and can’t cop any hoes. Definitely has a micropenis, and deserves no respect. Fuck fearless bacon.
Boy 1: “Yo did you hear about that fucking dumbass who sucks at every videogame?”

Boy 2: “Oh, you mean Fearless Bacon? Yeah, he’s a little bitch
by Fuck Fearless Bacon September 7, 2020
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choke on bacon

A common phrase on Southern Wisconsin farms used to describe the act of performing oral sex on a fat and greasy penis.
Farmer Wilbur entered the house after cutting wood on a hot August day and hollered to Mert, "woman come out to the shed and choke on bacon."
by Big-dog-on-porch May 29, 2017
mugGet the choke on baconmug.

Bacon Shaker

A term for when a female slips her hand in a males front pocket, grabs the penis and shakes it.
The girl near the bar looks really kinky, I bet she is a "Bacon Shaker".
by jtumas January 12, 2010
mugGet the Bacon Shakermug.

Potato bacon

I was in a wreck, ended up in the hospital. The Potato Bacon was my hot nurse.
by Autopulse@hotmail.com February 12, 2019
mugGet the Potato baconmug.

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