Audrey is a unique and beautiful young woman. She has many friends and make you laugh until you have abs. Girls get jealous of her soft eyes and long eyelashes. She will make you laugh even though she might be sad. She's weird in a good way and you can tell her anything. She might be jealous of you and ignore you but it will only take her a minute to miss you.
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Scum of the office-world. The little prick who can hide behind company policy and get a hard-on when they find the dot above your "i" was 2 microns bigger than your company would like it to be
Scum of the office-world. The little prick who can hide behind company policy and get a hard-on when they find the dot above your "i" was 2 microns bigger than your company would like it to be
Auditor: "So pleased to be working with you! Could I see your ledger please?"
Worker: "No, fuck off you back stabbing, pedantic shit-stirrer. Come near me and I'll strangle you with your shoe laces".
Worker: "No, fuck off you back stabbing, pedantic shit-stirrer. Come near me and I'll strangle you with your shoe laces".
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Religion in which one pays hommage to the great God Audune and sacrifices their left shoe in his leetness.
To honor the NinjaSquirrel God, Audune I have sacrificed my left shoe. I follow the teachings of Auduneism and embrace Audune as my true god.
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