Cucumber moment

When you are caught completely off guard by an object that is out of place and you instinctively jump back, like when a cat sees a cucumber on the floor and jumps straight up.

'Dude, I was rushing to class today and when I turned the corner I ran up on a vacuum cleaner next to the wall. I thought it was a Dalek about to 'TERMINATE!'

'Dude, that was a real cucumber moment.'

by Moreorlesswasted December 16, 2016

Alex Moment

This is when Alex finds an arbitrary thing cute (usually a disturbing thing) and goes "That's so cuuuuute!" or "Awww that's adorable!!!!"

Rui: Man my cat takes a million shits per day.

Alex: That's sooo cute awww
Rui: Alex moment!

by ajrui19 February 20, 2022

Beans moment

A moment that is so awesome that it makes you want to eat and have an orgasmic moment at the same time.

Person 1: bro my mommy just died but I also got a triple feed

Person 2: that’s a pretty beans moment my dude

by Beans chungus June 27, 2021

Monday Moment

When you make a mistake as a result of being tired, you have a monday moment. If something happens to you that you're annoyed or frustrated about, that's a monday moment.

"Bro, I just flunked my math test. I completely forgot to study."
"Now that is a monday moment."

by Sheyyy March 18, 2019

Kevin Moment

Kevin Moment is when someone goes afk, and then goes to do something else. Like for example: the person says that he is going to get a drink, but then he sends you a snap of him in the shower.

Person 1: where did he go, its been so long.

Person 2: yeah he send me a snap of him in the shower
Person 1: what a kevin moment

by SL bevlig March 27, 2022

#Cove-Moment

Refers to a disturbing or shocking moment that could potentially occur in the mystical place of Kraken Cove. These moment's are usually either sinister or shocking in some way, but then turned into slight comedy by the fact that it seems to be an ordinary happening in the town it's referring to.

Delilah: Hey Orwyn, how was your day?

Orwyn: My foot fell off and grew out a demon tentacle that is hellbent on enslaving the world so it can make it sandwiches!

Delilah: #Cove-Moment

by Edd_Was_Here May 3, 2022

artist moment

Like a senior moment when everything else is forgotten, and the artist's minds goes into creative mode. Things like remembering where items put down during this time are misplaced, doors to exterior of the building, and cupboards are not closed. Sentences are halted mid stream, all because the artist has a rush of creative insight.

Yeah, I was going to apply for that job but, I had an artist moment.

by mapke May 5, 2015