ass ratchet

A jerk

"Her ass-ratchet of a boyfriend stole her car and ran off with her best friend!"

by Sarabellum1976 September 05, 2003

ass scrap

Leftover poo that is stuck to the anus of an animal or human. Otherwise referred to as a dingleberry.

The dog is not allowed on my pillow because of his ass scrap.

by thecnbaker April 08, 2017

Gaggle of ass

A group of at least 3 women with fantastic bums

Dude, do you see that gaggle of ass over there? Makes my mouth water.

by natmckn June 23, 2012

Ass lag

A situation where your sleep patterns have adjusted to a new time zone, but your bowel movements are still in the previous Timezone. This can be problematic for people who prefer to have natures calling before their morning shower.

My jet lag is gone, but I still have ass lag.

by Jayspray May 13, 2018

dracula ass

Dracula ass is when a girl's ass is so fine you wanna grab a handful and with the spare hand grab her hair, yoke her head sideways and bite her neck.

I wanna grab your Dracula ASS

by 813kracker August 28, 2017

ass foo

Term used as a compliment. Also a way to talk to friends.

"Sup ass foo"
"Trippin ass foo"

by CatMan357 October 21, 2013

that ass bitch

What you say when your girl asks what you want for dinner

I want that ass bitch!

by FASHWANIUGANDI February 01, 2018