assholedach

a physician that dicks around with nurses and thinks he is the shit.

that surgeon is banging that new nurse... hes an assholedach

by cep79 January 11, 2012

Asshole Hangover

The shitty feeling you get after being an uncalled for asshole the night before.

"Damn, I treated my friends like shit for no reason, what the fuck was I thinking?"
"That's a wicked asshole hangover you got there. Better go fix it"

by Kazokone March 11, 2012

Asshole Penetration

when a dick comes in and out of the asshole. OR when the dick enters the asshole at a very fast rate.

hey Kimberly i could really use some asshole penetration right now because im really horney.

by theassholepenetrator May 14, 2012

Arsehole Casserole

A culmination of 5+ people's shit in a small toiler that has not been flushed, resulting in extreme blockage. The manual process of unblocking the toilet with the use of a soup ladle, creating a casserole-esque substance and a heightened smell of extreme sewage poo.

Best served cold and fermented. A Dutch speciality.

Disclaimer: High risk of losing your deposit.

synonyms: #asscass

''Chris, did you just shit on my original Blockage?''

"Na Jukes, but we've created an all mighty Arsehole Casserole"

by ThePooProfessor October 19, 2013

Asshole Optimism

When someone tries to put an optimistic spin on an unfotmunate situation, but has a sarcastic intent, and ends up subtly coming off as an asshole.

"It's cool that you have no car like everyone else," said Lucas, "now you can have fun riding your bike everywhere." In a show of asshole optimism.

by doktorj March 8, 2014

asshole tint

The too dark window tint on a drivers side window.

Hey, pull up to that BMW that's cutting everyone off so we can see who it is. Damn, I can't see him, he's got asshole tint!

by 4somefun December 12, 2014

Asshole Recovery Period

The lag time after a shit in which you're unable to sit down. Not to be confused with Post Shit Syndrome.

Rick had an hour long asshole recovery period after downing 2 foot long chilli cheese dogs.

by TesticularTorsion September 2, 2014