21st Century ailment or sickness.
Call the Boss;
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' you say.
'What the hell is anal glaucoma?' Boss says
'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' you say.
'What the hell is anal glaucoma?' Boss says
'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'
by gavs February 21, 2008
Get the anal glaucomamug. It may refer to two things:
1. The anus itself, because of its round shape, pinkish color (or other shades, different from the skin around) and the tiny folds in the skin resembling the petals of a flower.
2. Anal virginity. As in "I gave him my flower". Traditionally girls used to give their cunt flower to the first guy they had sex with, and their ass flower to the first guy in their lives who was 'special enough' do deserve it. Lately the order tends to change because anal sex is not so much of a taboo anymore, because new douching techniques are easier and more efficient - and most important - because anal sex turned out to be the most efficient and cost effective contraceptive (no risk of breaking the condom, no unwanted hormones from the pill, no need to pay for any of them).
1. The anus itself, because of its round shape, pinkish color (or other shades, different from the skin around) and the tiny folds in the skin resembling the petals of a flower.
2. Anal virginity. As in "I gave him my flower". Traditionally girls used to give their cunt flower to the first guy they had sex with, and their ass flower to the first guy in their lives who was 'special enough' do deserve it. Lately the order tends to change because anal sex is not so much of a taboo anymore, because new douching techniques are easier and more efficient - and most important - because anal sex turned out to be the most efficient and cost effective contraceptive (no risk of breaking the condom, no unwanted hormones from the pill, no need to pay for any of them).
1. I always love to go down on her and suck the juices of her peach. And when I have enough of that, I lift her legs up and go for my favorite, her sweet anal flower, which I could lick for hours, if my dick wouldn't ask for his share of it. ;)
2. - How serious are you with this guy? You've been dating for quite some time now.
- Oh girl, he's like the man of my dreams. I'm thinking about giving him my anal flower.
- That serious? Well then, I'm very happy for you. You guys make indeed a great couple. :)
2. - How serious are you with this guy? You've been dating for quite some time now.
- Oh girl, he's like the man of my dreams. I'm thinking about giving him my anal flower.
- That serious? Well then, I'm very happy for you. You guys make indeed a great couple. :)
by Dhadik March 8, 2008
Get the anal flowermug. Yikes! that was some anal tickle in history class...i wanted to card swipe my ass it was so powerful
by Ryan + Jeff March 11, 2004
Get the Anal Ticklemug. A sex move in which you stick your thumbs into someones anus and use your other fingers to squeeze the ass cheeks, causing the anus to open wide as you then move your thumbs in a circular motion.
by Not RyoHazuki September 8, 2005
Get the Anal Spidermug. A girl who loves to have anal sex, usually a cute girl. Anal bunnies are a good thing, except to purportedly straight men who are so afraid of anal sex because they think if they have it they might realize how gay they really are.
Cute girl during sex: "Baby? can you fuck me in the butt?"
Happy guy: "you little anal bunny! Bend over, bitch!"
Happy guy: "you little anal bunny! Bend over, bitch!"
by Paultherealdeal January 3, 2008
Get the anal bunnymug. by Mach-5 July 8, 2005
Get the Anal Spraymug. To follow some one around like a bad smell to such an extent that they are rarely seen away from the target. Generally a male following a female, pussy whipped by someone your not sleeping with.
by John12124 February 27, 2007
Get the Anally Attachedmug.