Alex is guy who never checks his phone in a reasonable time and just dosent text back for days. I mean really you could get a faster response from Michael Jackson, and he is 6 feet under and dosent know how to use a fucking phone. If he was Warewolf you would only be able to text the Warewolf because the only time he actually gives a response is at 12-6 in the morning and probably writes with a toaster if I had to guess from the speed hes typing.
by TheManTheMythTheLegendShrek January 6, 2019
Get the Alex mug.Someone who tries to suck his own dick but he can’t cause it’s too small. And when he goes to have sex his girl breaks up with him because of the size
by Dude Man 334432 January 11, 2019
Get the Alex mug.Bob: hey I heard that there is a new guy at school named Alex.
Carl: yeah I heard that he has already pooped on the ground.
Bob: wtf gross!
Carl: yeah I heard that he has already pooped on the ground.
Bob: wtf gross!
by Bobs ya uncle June 13, 2018
Get the Alex mug.A slightly feminine man that normally plays video games. Alex is someone that is antisocial and does not hang with girls. Girls don’t normally hang around him either. He also has a chode but is afraid to admit it. On the contrary Alex is great in swimming but for everything he is good at, he has to spend and exorbitant amount of time to master it. He is normally not good at video games.
by B3a5t1y July 22, 2018
Get the Alex mug.Alex is usually a hot fucking dude with a six pack who will break your heart eventually but it doesn't matter because either one of you will come crawling back.. Alex is the kind of guy you wish you could have with you for the rest of your life but if he hurts you you will probably cry yourself to sleep .
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