Ben Ag

An extremely messy expulsion of faecal matter

Last night I got so drunk I almost dropped a Ben Ag in my pants

by Quins 3s April 20, 2025

Middle Aged White Man

Racist American, in their 30-40's who can often been found mowing the lawn, drinking Budweiser's or telling at black people.

Person 1: That Middle Aged White Man just said a slur!
Person 2: What did you except?

by God's favorite child. September 24, 2023

All you muddle-aged guys out there

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.

I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!

by QuacksO December 1, 2024

Aged Canoli

a very wrinkly, gross vagina

The old lady pulled down her pants and revealed her aged canoli.

by watupshitsucker?! June 29, 2010

AG

AG has been one of the best since 2017, I LOVE THIS PACKING CLAN. This has been the most best clan I've ever seen.

AG Is the Most Best Clan In 2023 I Love It, Might been the best packing clan i've ever seen

by Jasiah Montgomery November 27, 2023

cooper likes over-aged women

cooper is a 15 year old boy who likes over aged women because anytime he sees a woman of age 50+ he gets super hard and his massive wings allow him to fly over and rizz up the moderately grandma lookin ah woman

Cooper: oh my, I'm so hard for granny over there.
Kacy: NOOOO COOPER YOU HAVE TO RESIST, SHE HAS NO ASS, IT'S ALL WRINKLY
Cooper: I can't I'm flying over to her right now.
Granny: well hello there young man, you should CUM back to my place.
Kacy:''calls Lelan'' Bro I think cooper likes over-aged women way too much

by CraZYDuck25 February 3, 2025

Age Dreaming

A form of age regression wherein one’s behaviors regress to those of a child’s while their present mindset remains non-regressed

Often abbreviated to Agedre

Person 1: Why are you wearing a onesie and watching cartoons?
Person 2: I'm age dreaming! It helps me de-stress.

by thisvexesme July 11, 2025