Jason

people want to be like jason

bro did you know jason has a fat ass cock

by qirval November 23, 2021

Jason-ing

The act of being with a group of friends, having good time, then randomly walking away like a ghost without saying good bye and making people think you were either man-stolen or dead in a ditch.

Night out with the boys: Bro is so nice to finally be out kicking it with the boys, we need to do this more often. Hey, where the fuck is Todd? They search the area, call the police, send out search parties and Todd cannot be found. The next day Todd shows up to work and just buddy fucked everyone by walking away Jason-ing.

by Redmouse69 February 8, 2019

Jason

A stupid fuck that doesn’t know shit

no one likes you jason

by Uh090909 October 17, 2020

Jason Branham

A dude that gets laid all the time despite his short stature.

Man Richard is a Jason Branham, he can't kiss the chick he just did without a stepladder but he keeps getting laid!

by Fubar AKA Bionic December 18, 2010

Jason

A big nosed fuck with blue hair

Ethan:howl Jason

Jason: aye mate

Ethan: you’ve got an enourmous nose and blue hair ya granny basher

Jason: I know, thank you my king

by King of all kings November 27, 2018

jason leach

The coolest guy ever to walk the earth, but funny and good looking as well. Penis girth is on absolute FLEEK. Has the most winning personality but us extremely humble.

There goes that Jason Leach, man... I wish I could be like him when I grow up

by Alliesdaddy78 August 26, 2022

Jason carver

an absolute bitch with a good actor

This idiot tried to kill eddie munson and lucas sinclair in stranger things

Then he split in half and died

Bob: "I feel like I am gonna split in half"
Kevin: "like jason carver?"

by Luke124 July 16, 2022