Deuce brown pillow

Like goose down pillow. When you have to shit, and you put to on the water first to catch the poop. Then top it with the used to, but don't flush.

I had a big breakfast. I'm about to leave a deuce brown pillow in the bathroom for someone to see.

by Barakabomba May 4, 2024

Double deuce

Aka (a Deuce and a half) when one has a bowel movement, stands up to leave and by the act of standing, loosens another piece of feces and and one has to abandon the plan to leave the bathroom to go back,sit down and finish it again.

Also know as a gmc jimmy ton and a half truck Circa ww2.

Grampa told me about his war times and the big trucks he worked on, like the double deuce.

by Bonnie mc fucking cannon June 26, 2024

deuce-chills

n. a sensation of coldness and/or shivers, accompanied by extreme embarrasement for another person.

I got some serious deuce-chills when Goo told that joke-- Nobody laughed!

by Goo-punch December 24, 2008

Deuces

Mom thinks it means poop but it really means see ya later

Owen, “deuces!”

by austin123456 November 10, 2022

Deuce Revenant

A rapper from Peroria, Illinois who has some sick bars and spits fire. He likes to work hard and party even harder.

Have you heard some of that new Deuce Revenant?

by travelD January 26, 2023

Deuce in the Caboose

To defecate in one's drawers. Typically used to affectionately refer to a toddler pooping in their diapers. Adults see the droopy diaper from behind the toddler, or the caboose / rear-end.

Refer to related phrases: drop a deuce, deuce

Ohhhh, how cute! Your toddler is waddling away from the table...wait a minute! There appears to be a 'deuce in the caboose' of theirs!

by HeavyD in CH April 21, 2011

Deuce Juice Huncho

Often a brown man from Jersey. Has the ultimate swagger and extrudes confidence everywhere he goes. Can not go 2 minutes without cracking a CS joke. Is in his final form when wearing ripped jeans and black timbs and is not to be messed with during this time.

Guy1: Yo you see that guy over there. he's kinda handsome
Guy2: Yeah but he's in his final Deuce Juice Huncho form, don't make eye contact or he'll torture you with CS jokes.

by Yagursh Shelamadee March 29, 2022