African Wizard

a magical being living in the endless forests of Africa who sells very mysterious drugs to the children who ponder into the forest.

Jafari: Yo, I heard Marquise wondered into the African wizards forest last night.
Jamal: Yuh, he said he was gonna go get some Nigeroids to help turn Daniel into a black man.

by Maq Maq January 13, 2021

Beach Wizard

Sandwhich.

I would like to order a beach wizard.

by Mew269 October 18, 2019

Underwear wizard

A slur for Mormons, in reference to the magic underwear they have on all the time

Why is my neighborhood full of underwear wizard broads who drive 25 in a 35 during rush hour?

by probablyracist399 October 16, 2025

Tool Wizard

A person that holds and passes tools for a living.

The Tool wizard Ryan handed me a screwdriver.

by Boolba October 4, 2018