Bird Win

A pointless win when a sports team is already eliminated from playoff contention. The win sabotages the teams’ draft position the following year. The term is typical used during the course of a Detroit Lions season.

Ryan: I really hope the lions win the last game of the year so that they don’t go winless this year.

Person 1: You realize the Lions won’t get the first overall pick if they win this game right? It would be a Bird Win.

Ryan: Yeah I know. You always want to win even if you’re already eliminated from the playoffs.

Person 1: 🤦 ♂️ #BirdWin

by Mluke November 24, 2021

Winning

Winning is nice and all, but you gotta be pretty desperate for it if you're getting shots in your neck. Hopefully if someone told you that shooting heroin in your neck would get you a ring, you wouldn't be desperate enough to start doing it, though all of a sudden the same guys getting shots in their neck who don't judge would start calling other guys junkies who got the heroin shots, which is hypocrisy.

The guy shot up five times in the neck to get a title, he must think if you're not winning that way, you're not trying.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019

Bi-winning

Not just winning; bi-winning. A higher form of winning concocted by Charlie Sheen's drug addled brain.

"Some say you are bipolar." -Interviewer

"I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?" -Charlie Sheen

by Cjohn9 March 18, 2011

bi-winning

verb: the act of being Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen: "I am bi-winning"

by nycbobcat March 17, 2011

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by Death Menace October 4, 2023

Bearly Winning

Winning football games in the most lucky way possible, or by the defense and special teams.

The Bears' 5 wins were done in the most Bears way possible, by Bearly Winning.

by sporkinatorus January 13, 2025

Bi-winning

The state of mind Charlie Sheen is in after being the fastest Person to ever get clean within 24 hours.

Charlie Sheen is not bi-polar but bi-winning

by whofuckincares March 26, 2011