over watching

to over watch someone. Watching someone too much. Watching something too much. Usually brought on by the one being watched.

you're over watching. You really got a thing for that kid. I think you love him/her. It's sickening really. And really gay if you're a boy.

by dontcareformetoomuch March 26, 2010

Shaft Watcher

One of the odd people who you catch gazing intently at your crotch, also known as a Crotch Watcher, sometimes hot women do this, which is acceptable, however sometimes you catch an old man staring at your package on the bus, that isn't cool

TOM: Dude, look at that Shaft Watcher.
ERIC: WTF are you on about?
TOM: Go on urban dictionary you noob
ERIC: Oh I get it now, lets toe him in.

by Barneszilla May 15, 2010

whale watcher

a common term for a lesbian.

Jon won't hit on Alison because he's pretty sure she's a whale watcher.

by whale watcher October 10, 2014

serial watcher

A person who likes to binge on TV series. Watches American TV series in marathon sessions usually on Netflix or on DVD sets. Is likely to know multiple quotes, is passionate about the characters and takes the TV series very seriously. Can watch the same series multiple times and has an opinion on which production season is the best.

"Where's Tom?"
"Oh you know, he's a serial watcher. He's locked in his room watching Breaking Bad for the hundreth time."

by Team Spruce January 28, 2015

Half Watching

When a horror story so scary, you have to exit full-screen, and scroll down to cut the screen literally in half.

Apparently Beatrice only likes to see people walking around in the horror movie, when I asked her why, she said, "Oh, I'm half watching this episode."

by Tswole August 9, 2015

One-Eyed Watchdog

Someone who presents as concerned about an issue (antisemitism, free speech, death threats, political violence, lack of scientific rigor in some study, etc.) but only speaks up when political opponents commit the transgression, while guilty allies are ignored or defended.

Synonym - Hypocrite

Karen was outraged when Kavanaugh was accused but turned into a One-Eyed Watchdog when Biden and Cuomo were accused.

by LiberalKaren March 1, 2021

wachayyar

this is the wrong spelling of the granny expression wachaYARR

Gosh, get it right!

The meaning remains the same: except for the fact that wachayyar is usually used by wannabe grannies. So, BE A REAL GRAN!

Kid disguised as a granny: wachayyar! I can't find my teeth.
Wise Granny with an umbrella: I know you b^still believe in the little tooth fairy, kid. You're busted...wachaYARR! *waves umbrella and runs off*

by hithisismypseudonym March 14, 2010