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Vasques

Usually a moron woman that marries a moron man with PHD in heating and cooling that have a son that can't talk until he's 7 years old.
Oh, she's just another vasques.
by Ben Alter December 5, 2007
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vast left wing conspiracy

Hillary attacks those on the right, while she is in fact the President of the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy.
by Truth Teller September 19, 2003
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Vaseline Sandwich

The nastiest of all sex positions. One partner lies in neutral position on their back, flexing the hips forward. The second partner will Lower themself into a seating position, in the opposite direction. It is imperative for the crouching partner to be facing the North facing wall. The crouching partner will then lift the leg of their dominant hand 45 degrees in the air. Either partner will begin to thrust simultaneously. Variations of this position include multiple partners, one partner thrusting, and the use of Vaseline as lubricant.
Hey Karen, bend over and I’ll give you a Vaseline Sandwich
by Sultry Sally September 19, 2020
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Vaska

Lets be honest hottest person alive, she can be cold but on the inside she is a sweetheart. Does dumb shit and is very entertaining(its never boring when she's around)
random person: you is one hot mf

yeah thats me

-Vaska
by eheheh_dhdhhsmeow November 21, 2021
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vast left-wing conspiracy

It used to be called socialism.Then they called it communism for awhile.Now they're calling it socialism again.Anyways it's jism and both parties are foisting it upon or more like cramming it down our throats and up our asses.
Republicans are part of the vast left-wing conspiracy.

Notice also that the word "conspiracy" is made up of "con" and "piracy" and joined by the letter "S" for "Satan"!!!!!
by Dana Carvey September 12, 2005
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vast left-wing conspiracy

Before this, leftists were just paranoid, but now they bless being able to have a reason for their paranoia so that they can legally get a straw inside the government`s moneybag for their alleged therapy-sessions involving booze and bling-bling.
Apolitical dude: I read something on the internet about a vast left-wing conspiracy...
Radical leftist: I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!
Apolitical dude: I didn`t-
Radical leftist: IF THIS WAS RUSSIA YOU`D BE IN JAIL BY NOW YOU HEAR THAT!
Apolitical dude: Whatever.
by Quakeulf April 21, 2006
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Dipped in Vaseline

A man who is horny has a steel hardend dick and ready to go at it with a Chick.
Phone call ...... Yo girl Im at the crib dipped in vaseline ready to make you scream.....
by 1FreshCat May 4, 2010
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