2 toned dump

A normal poop

Used car salesman: I see you like the 2 toned truck..
Buyer: yeah, it is better than the 2 toned dump I took this morning
Used car salesman: It sounds like we are ready for the paperwork
Buyer: I do not know, hold it for me till tomorrow

Used Car salesman: hey because it’s you!

by ouououo March 9, 2021

Ded Tired

So painfully tired that it physically hurts to wake up or be awake.

I tried to get up this morning, but i was ded tired.

by Topfoxus April 8, 2021

Oliver Thredson

Oliver Thredson is a fictional character in the American Horror story series. He’s in season two asylum and takes the appearance of a typical psychologist, but it’s later revealed he’s a murderer named bloody face.

You’ll never believe the plot twist Oliver Thredson was bloody face!

by Ahsasylum June 2, 2021

Off1c1al...tord

The best and hottest and underrated tiktoker if all times

Do you know off1c1al...tord
OMG I LOVE HIM

by Biggest tord simp September 1, 2021

Covid tired

Tired OF covid due to- having had COVID19, working with COVID19.

I am COVID TIRED.

by MwMimi September 13, 2021

Gay-torday

Gaytorade but with so much extra pizazz

This Gay-torday is filled with so much pizazz.

by Jomie September 29, 2021

iphone tired

When u think u are tired from life, but you are really just tired from being on your smartphone.

I thought I had cancer, but it ended up I was just iPhone tired.

by Caiusmark November 5, 2021