Tainted Mushroom

The act of jerking off with your hand and dick inside her pussy at the same time

I tried banging a hooker last night but had to pull a Tainted Mushroom because she was so whalered out

by Beav Handler June 10, 2018

Taint Grease

It refers to a nasty and oily substance forms in a crease of one's taint region when an individual gets extremely unhygienic and don't take a shower for a very long time.

Fuck Hugh! Your damn taint grease stained this poor chair!!

by JCA11 May 29, 2018

Holi-Taint

Holitaint

The "limbo" between Christmas and New Year's Day. Taint Christmas...Taint New Year's Day
I'm so confused. What to celebrate during Holi-Taint?

by Holi-Taint Founder December 28, 2018

cherry taint

toenail nipple

this bitchs cherry taint kept me from suckin the nipple

by osamabinsemen March 10, 2017

taint wafer

perineal dandruff

I use Head and Shoulders on my chode because I have a bad case of taint wafer.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

Finger taint

The area between your fingers. (interdigital folds or plica interdigitalis) Term coined by Erin Moore.

The ring irritated my finger taint.

by JohnySpade December 7, 2021

Tainted Status

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.

Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status

by original name May 29, 2012