Meating Around

The act of swinging your penis around in a circular motion
Jeff: I heard Jake likes meating around
Nathan: I love meating around too! Is it weird?
Jeff: ....
by Bobbo Bobbie July 21, 2017
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Beatest meat

One who aspires to beat meat everyday without hesitation,embarassment or perendination. The beatest meat tends to beat their meat more often than anyone else
by Tomokiman September 20, 2016
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meat tampon

The name of the male member engaged in sexual intercourse during the female's menstrual cycle.
"It was her time of the month so I slipped her my meat tampon"
by bigdogzcok February 07, 2014
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anus meat

The meat around anus that sometimes plays peek a boo during constipation or a very big bowel movement.
Greg was taking a very large dump and he felt his anus meat drag the toilet water.
by Aprince1984 December 06, 2016
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snake meat

Meat that tastes like chicken, and you eat it to survive in the wilderness
Wow! This snake meat tastes like chicken!
by Skarchy May 04, 2020
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Meat Cocktail

A term used when someone sticks their cock in a pile of meat.
Bro, I just made a meat cocktail with that bowel of ground beef over there.

Nice
by Chiggatilo December 12, 2018
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Meat Tutu

A man's foreskin, typically either a Jew or European.
Girl 1: So did you fuck Steinfeld last night?

Girl 2: No, he still had a meat tutu.

Girl 1: Oh gross, I should of known with a name like Steinfeld.
by Meat tutus June 08, 2015
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