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Pound my ass like a marching band drum

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1. An expression one used to describe the feeling of always being fucked by every one and/or in every way other than intercourse.
I had to work 14 hours today then sit in 4 hours of traffic and got a fucking flat tire 3 hours from my house! Pound my ass like a marching band drum!
by Veddy Sick Man December 6, 2022
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twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.
Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.
by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009
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pound

beat the living crap out of somebody without weapons
im guna pound some faggets today
by damnwellknomeh May 4, 2011
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Penny For A Pound

1. An example of poor customer service by an apathetic bartender;

Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.
Steve: "Barkeep, oh barkeep... We're in need of some intoxicants... STAT!"

Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"
by robotmafia October 5, 2010
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