Bowl Tax

Caching a bowl handed to you to clear, you find remnants of unsmoked grass. You've been granted "bowl tax" for clearing and repacking the bowl, thus receiving the coveted "last fry in the bag" endorphin!

If I didn't get the occasional "bowl tax", these assholes would be burning my green before I could get a good rip! - Snoop Dogg, probably

by MAKtheHoosier April 29, 2024

Nut Tax

The monthly tax almost all men have to pay after nutting in the wrong woman and not marrying them.

Jimbo: “Damn, I barely have enough money to pay the nut tax for lil’ Jimmy this month.”
Richy: “Are you talking about child support?”

by GoodRep May 03, 2022

Cock Tax

A man who is paying child support or paying out their spouse after a separation.

He has been paying some serious cock tax since Catherine found out he was unfaithful .

by Spanishbride March 16, 2017

vătămăniuc tax

It's like fanum tax but bigger

Hey man I just got a 20 piece combo from McDonald's
Aye I'm finna vătămăniuc tax you (take away your entire meal, phone, wallet, anal virginity)

by Sw@gL0rд69 May 19, 2024

The Tax Man

Taxman is the man who requests the taxes

Oh look its The Tax Man the man who requests the taxes

by Taxmanbob March 10, 2021

Mansion Tax

Used to describe how large one person can actually be. Usually said about a person who has an eating rotation.

“Zach just broke the table what a mansion tax.”

by lit.shitty March 17, 2019

Fortnite Skibidi Rizz Fanum Tax Grimace Ohio 808 Dreadhead on Diddy with the Rizzler and Baby Gronk

So basically when the Ohio comes to the Rizzler he feins for Rizz and Fortnite to be with P.Diddy and Fanum Tax Grimace listening to 808 phonk while getting his dreads retwisted by Baby Gronk

On Diddy yesterday I Fortnite Skibidi Rizz Fanum Tax Grimace Ohio 808 Dreadhead on Diddy with the Rizzler and Baby Gronk

by PlayboiCarti'sMoistUnderwear November 26, 2024