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A Shuffle child

A child who has many siblings. From 5 siblings upwards.
Person L: I've got 50 siblings
Person A: wow, so you're a shuffle child?
by Thedarklol September 13, 2022
mugGet the A Shuffle childmug.

Shuffled

Someone who is unsure/questioning whether or not they are asexual (aka ace).
“I think girls look pretty, but I can’t tell if I like them sexually or just aesthetically. I don’t know if I’m ace. I’m shuffled.”
by ThePipYay October 28, 2021
mugGet the Shuffledmug.

masheeshka shuffle

when your girlfriend walks in on you while masterbaiting and you ejaculate onto a shish kabob.
super bowl Sunday I invited

my girlfriend walked in on me while doing the masheeshka shuffle.
by here.kittie.kittie.0 July 26, 2023
mugGet the masheeshka shufflemug.

AirPod shuffle

The process of rotating left and right AirPods between your ears and the battery case to keep a long phone call going.
I was on the phone for five hours! Had to do the AirPod shuffle.
by Pinson Close November 24, 2020
mugGet the AirPod shufflemug.

Shitter Shuffle

The dance conducted when looking for toilet paper without having wiped your butt. Often when you realise your out and no one is helping you out. Sometimes done is various states of dress, often pants around ones ankles.
Bob: “fear hit, toilet paper out, and I had conduct a shitter shuffle to the closet, awful, awful day”
Chad: “shit happens, glad you got through it”
by NotSorrySorry February 17, 2021
mugGet the Shitter Shufflemug.

the shrimp shuffle

when you and your partner love small pee pees as it feels nicer. as your doing it they eat eachothers shrimp and bite it off so they can use it for later use.
Shit wheres my dick gone after i did the shrimp shuffle
by smallbutgoodpersonality June 18, 2022
mugGet the the shrimp shufflemug.

bump and shuffle

A less dynamic form of "hit and run."
Friend 1: "Dude, I was a little buzzed last night so I accidentally had a bump and shuffle."
Friend 2: "Did you get caught?"
Friend 1: "Nah, the guy just woke up and spilled his coffee."
by Football Addict March 21, 2010
mugGet the bump and shufflemug.

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