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National Football Day

On June 10th everyone has to go post and appreciate national football/soccer.
Dan: Its finally National Football Day!

Tom: Today is National Football Day!
by WorldFootballPresident June 9, 2024
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Queered as a football bat

an operation which should be very simple, but purposely sabotaging that operation in order to serve against one's interests to serve a separate purpose.
They ended up setting a tracking device on my car so whever i drove the paid personal seems to always make an effort to attack my confidence. They queered the situation more than a football bat. They stole my home. Someone seems to blame me for every tragedy that's ever befallen their cursed family. My hometown has been Queered as a football bat
by NickLegit77 October 25, 2025
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Football Player

Someone who plays football
Not always a jock, usually people who like to play just for fun and are athletic.
Besides from a few people football players are usually kind and don’t just like cheerleaders

(Yes, you’re probably surprised)
The football player ran down the field for a game winning touchdown.
by TheRunningBackwithAHonorRoll November 20, 2019
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football hoe

used to describe a girl dating or hooking up with one or multiple football players on a schools football team. often disliked by said football teams coach. purpose: distracting the players from the game, gain reputation. true football hoe will also hookup with or tease rival teams players. football hoes are often in the middle of rumors surrounding said football teams, but never start the rumors. a football hoe is a generally very trustworthy, kind and caring, and always loyal to her team. a football hoe doesn’t associate with anyone on the basketball team.
you know that girl? she’s such a football hoe”
by hsfootball21 May 20, 2018
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Pitt Football

Complete trash. Garbage team, University, and fanbase.
The shit I took yesterday had more potential than Pitt Football
by YourDeadMom27 December 15, 2019
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Footbally

To be of football or to be the essence of football

(American football)
"Saying fight song instead of theme song seems much more footbally"
by Createroffootbally December 30, 2020
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fantasy football commissioner

Seth and Oliver are good fantasy football commissioner because they play fair.
by Bigo1233 November 30, 2017
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