hayden's dick

a dick so powerful hats even looking at Hayden himself even a man will become pregnantr

son how did you become pregnant "Hayden's dick"

by tallman 76 April 3, 2022

Point Dick

a very small amount of something , like 0.01 or 0.1 grams on a scale

John: Yo how much weed you got left?
Mary: Oh we got just about point dick left.

by iamreallygodlike December 20, 2009

dick mirror

A mirror in a bathroom which allows a man to stare at his own dick while he is relieving himself. It can be a wall mirror which runs low enough on the wall, or a vanity mirror which has been strategically placed.

Dude, I love taking a piss at Jimmy's house, the dick mirror in the bathroom lets me admire my shit.

by uncle_ruckus June 3, 2010

reptile dick

A stinky but rather robust odor deriving from the genital region of the Lazy but hard working human male.

WOW! My "reptile dick" is really bad today! (says Patrick)

Patrick said his "reptile dick" stinks from the urinal water.

(Tom says) I think Patrick got "reptile dick" from the factory urinal water.

by Tombona84@DNTweldcenter December 19, 2013

lemon dick

A lemon dick is what you get when you expect a big dick but instead get a 4in at best

Chyann was dissatisfied when Jacob pulled out his lemon dick

by The Dirty Gardner December 1, 2016

toddler dick

A grown man with a 'dick' the same size as a toddler's 'dick'. Really small. Really really small. Cocktail weinerish. A guy suffering from toddler dick will usually get real jealous around preschoolers. These men have been with very few women, out of shame. They tend to spend a lot of time with their mother's, because of their inadequacy in the pants. I'm trying to say, their penis is the same size right now, as an adult, as it was when they were toddlers.

Guy) Why did they get divorced?

Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.

Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.

by Aunty Annihilator January 1, 2012

Wesco Dick

absurdly gimongous peniscular device

"Oh no... We must (become as we are must) become gimungatized like Wesco Dick". "Ohooooyie fuck baba borl. Dude. Man. Yo brother. Hey, please (please storp) your have (posess are you own) mega (gimumgamungatized huge as huge are) Wesco Dick". "Ooooochie ouch".

by BuzzCrap November 20, 2019