Your such an Austin
by Austinishot March 23, 2021

by Hahahahhahshdhcjsknfnckc December 9, 2019

A white male with a stick up his ass
by ThatGuyWithTheFaceAndHair October 17, 2014

Only dates females of the descent of Asia. Has multiple bunkers with children inside all forced to learn the ancient power of Mongolian throat singing.
by BooF God February 29, 2020

Is a hot Scottish man who will swoop in right during the time of your life when you need him the most. You will ask yourself “where has this man been my entire life?” And “what did I do to deserve him?”. He is so caring, even to people he barely knows, he would literally give the shirt off his back to help others. He knows exactly how to cheer you up, how to give advice, and is an amazing listener. Once you meet an Austin you will feel so safe and comfortable, like you can let your guard down finally. Austin is by far the best thing that will ever happen to you so better try hard to keep him.
by Bee31 May 10, 2022

Austin- Austin is a nigga that consistently has chapped lips. An Austin will generally get his ass beat by a Nick who happens to be an Avetard and an outard. You can see an Austin looking for chapstick everywhere he goes because he has a very rare form of herpes
by small0ffeast December 25, 2019

Austin take a shower each 1000 years wears the same shorts for 3 years in a row probably also his panties use to be white but brown now and fishes like in him also rats. Thank you for coming here your welcome
by The reall hoe September 19, 2019
