A steady stream of blood that pools in your anus until it eventually gets too large for your anal cavity to hold and it explodes causing the blood that was in your anus to go all over the place.
by TEES DADDY! January 05, 2018
When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.
Male:.....slithering penis.
Female:Whatchu doing
Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.
Female:Whatchu doing
Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.
by Doubledeckerdaggerdick May 09, 2019
Say if you're in public right and you need to bust a fat one? Just get yourself a portable anus pounder for just $999.99!
by SnakeBoiWasHere September 01, 2019
by Meameaperson August 31, 2021
Female epitome of selflessness, kind, reliable, dependable, and hardly seeking accolades for their own accomplishments. Often taken for granted, they are infamous for shifting from nurturing caregivers to bitter termagants, once they reach their limits. (Spelled 'Lawrance', not 'Lawrence', otherwise they'll scratch your eyes right out. )
by Moodifier May 09, 2021
A general term of endearment referring to members of the renaissance fair disguised as an offensive term
by Scortese February 10, 2016
1. When you misunderstand someone saying fleshlight when discussing cards against humanity.
2. The fleshy part of your anus
2. The fleshy part of your anus
by Dudewheresmycarsondaily August 28, 2022