AnUs BlEeD

A steady stream of blood that pools in your anus until it eventually gets too large for your anal cavity to hold and it explodes causing the blood that was in your anus to go all over the place.
I lOvE tO dRiNk ThE bLoOd FrOm My AnUs BlEeD!
by TEES DADDY! January 05, 2018
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Australian anus aardvark

When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.
Male:.....slithering penis.

Female:Whatchu doing

Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.
by Doubledeckerdaggerdick May 09, 2019
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Portable Anus Pounder

A device that is used to stimulate a butthole of a sexy femboy
Say if you're in public right and you need to bust a fat one? Just get yourself a portable anus pounder for just $999.99!
by SnakeBoiWasHere September 01, 2019
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Un-alive anus

Bro I just snorted 5 pounds of crack un-alive anus
by Meameaperson August 31, 2021
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Anu Lawrance

Female epitome of selflessness, kind, reliable, dependable, and hardly seeking accolades for their own accomplishments. Often taken for granted, they are infamous for shifting from nurturing caregivers to bitter termagants, once they reach their limits. (Spelled 'Lawrance', not 'Lawrence', otherwise they'll scratch your eyes right out. )
My mom works her ass off for my education. She is such an Anu Lawrance!
by Moodifier May 09, 2021
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taco anus

A general term of endearment referring to members of the renaissance fair disguised as an offensive term
Chris........you're such a taco anus
by Scortese February 10, 2016
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flesh anus

1. When you misunderstand someone saying fleshlight when discussing cards against humanity.

2. The fleshy part of your anus
Emily I said flesh light not flesh anus.

I need to take better care and scrub my flesh anus.
by Dudewheresmycarsondaily August 28, 2022
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