owen

wastes your time dont talk to an owen <3

girl1: hey omg ive been talking to this guy
girl2: oh really whats his name
girl1: owen

girl2: oh..
girl1: what

girl2: i used to talk to him he was a clown ass bih, he never knows what he wants.
girl1: oh well hes dif now

girl2: hmm okay..
a month later*
(girl 1 got played)

SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?
NEVER WASTE YOUR TIME ON A OWEN. (especially the ones with glasses) :)

by FLKJFLKDFJL October 12, 2023

owen speakman

aka Ellen Degeneres

owen speakman is the twin of ellen

by emosarah May 16, 2018

Callum Owens

Means you're wellgate scum

Eww is that Callum Owens from wellgate

by ryanjono13 August 22, 2022

Owen

Sooo hot and sexy 😩 curly long hair and plays Minecraft like a boss 😎 plays guitar and saxophone

Sophia: who’s that hot piece of meat playing the guitar?
Friend: that’s Owen, you guys should date!

by Sourlily June 11, 2021

Owen

This segsy mothafocka is a hung and valuable asset in your life. Often a good carpenter and extremely honest friend he will sometimes risk offending people or being misunderstood in order to achieve truth.

Owen is amazing, he has changed my life entirely

by Shlong doctor 23 February 12, 2022

Owen

A cunt who steals your rocket league goals in spike rush by touching you as soon as you get into the goal

Fuck that guy, he's such an Owen.

by DaddyFach October 29, 2020

owen

simp

“owen is a simp”

by lego emperor palpatine January 2, 2020