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sugar free onion

What I call anyone that has mental issues
Your a sugar free onion
(Said to hobo across the street)
by Awesome cat child May 22, 2021
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Mud-Onion Salad Toss

The Mud-Onion Salad Toss is a sexual act in which both partners make, and then mix, their shit together. One will then hand wank the other to completion with as much shit-mix on their hands as possible.
"Sorry if you can smell runny onions, lads. I was on that Mud-Onion Salad hype last night and didn't get a thorough scrub in this morning."

"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"
by TinfoilTaz December 9, 2021
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you're a sleeping onion

a guy name duke depp was singing a shawn mednes song and he thought it said "you're a sleeping onion" when its says

"you're asleep in london"
duke siniging the song and he gets the song lyrics wrong ' you're a sleeping onion"
by Cola.depp May 14, 2021
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Onion

One of the most holy items in church of the cheesecake some named it will go to cipolla heaven where the cheesecake meets earth and creates a paridise where there are rivers of Italian lemon blood and butterscotch cinnamon pie 🥧 everywhere unlike lemon hell where evil lemons turn you into a demon
MAY ONIONS AND CHEESE COMBINE INTO GODS
by ONION!!!!!!! August 8, 2019
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Farting in the onion patch

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard
Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch
by Im golf August 26, 2016
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Onion time

When you are caramelizing onions, time seems to move slower as you stand over the stove and stir... and stir... and stir. Time loses meaning. Hours, days, you don’t know anymore. You're on onion time now, and the onions get to decide your fate.
Joe is making onion soup. He's on onion time now.
by 0n10n October 27, 2023
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Onion Muff

An onion muff is when a womans pussy smells like onions. It can happen when she eats too many onions, French onion dip, or Funyuns.
I went to go down on Janet after a long night of snacking and she had onion muff so bad I dipped a chip in it.
by B Rabbit 39 June 19, 2025
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