Bitch Ninja

A ninja who utalizes a sword in the art of combat.

Some Ninja: "what kind of ninja uses a sword... I'll tell you what kind of ninja a bitch ninja"

Samurai: "Actually I'm a samurai "

Some Ninja: "That's a funny way of saying bitch ninja"

by Icewin9 December 18, 2018

GINJA NINJA

the farthest thing from a ninja, a urban dictionary member who says this is exerise because he is moving his body and has zero self control

look at the GINJA NINJA with that pack of donuts and extra large shake

by rubberduckhoser January 18, 2019

Kawasaki Ninja

A badass sport bike ranging in CCs usually ranging from 300-1000cc, easily comparable to the Busa.

Dude is that a Kawasaki Ninja!?!, those things have balls!

by KDXrida January 26, 2021

Ninja pee

peeing on the side of a toilet bowl to pee silently

I ninja pee so people can’t hear me pissing(my walls are thin)

by god of carrots May 15, 2021

Dirty Ninja

A sexual act performed by a man for his partner. The man will shit on the face of his partner then wipe it off of the eyes in a horizontal direction with his penis. The partner will be left with a shit-mask resembling that of a ninja. Then, the man will insert his shit-covered cock into his partner's mouth when they are least expecting it, thus leading the partner into a ninja-like attack stance by the sudden insertion.

Steve begged me for a Dirty Ninja last night but I decided to use a nicely aged Alaskan pipeline on him instead.

by DirtyNinja April 14, 2008

refill ninja

Someone who jumps to the front of the line at a fast food restaurant counter to get their drink refilled before the person they have cut has a chance to place an order.

"Dude, I was about to order a number 7 at Taco Bell, when this refill ninja totally cut in front of me. It happened so fast I didn't have time to react."

by Bad Obnauticus November 12, 2009

Rape Ninja

The act of one stalking another and then randomly humping that person because you think it is funny and then suddenly running or sneaking off like an average pedobear .

Dude1 : did you see what Erick did yesterday !?

Dude2 : No , what'd he do ?

Dude1 : He like totally came up behind this chick and started dry humping her . We checked to see if the girl was okay and then I looked up and saw him dipset around the corner .

Dude2 : Hahaha , Eicks a Rape Ninja .

by midnightmyst April 12, 2011