closet dill popper

A person attending a conference or banquet serving deli products in a multiple course buffet who says that they will only have one course of the meal, because of their "diet," but ends up making that one course the equivalent to the amount of courses that everybody else is eating. This word is only applicable when at an event serving DELI foods.

(two men talking to each other at a banquet)

"Dude, do you know how much deli food that chick at my table is eating?"

"Veronica? Yeah, she's a closet dill popper. She says that she will only eat one course because she is on a 'diet', but she makes that one course 3x bigger than everyone else's.

by Cupcake4U May 15, 2011

closet crawler

A person who crawls into closet crawl spaces randomly. Especially when guest are over.

Person: What is Axel doing?
Person 2: Oh that, it's pretty normal he's a closet crawler.

by Sequoianvda March 31, 2023

horizontal closet

when clothes are piled on the floor, instead of being put away in a closet or drawer.

Mr. V says that his son has a VERY large horizontal closet.

by Julio Sizzle October 9, 2008

Moldy closet

A dirty butthole

Beeen a long day, I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!

by CircleJ September 26, 2023

Went in the closet

Means someone dressed nicely and their outfit is impressive(You have the drip)

"Boy you went in the closet today."

by DukeIsDead January 20, 2023

Closet sexual

Someone who is part of the lgbtq+ but swears on everything that they are not

Rafe is a closet sexual

by Spy Junior July 3, 2022

closet lebanese

A term used to describe a closet lesbian.

Steve: Did you see Sarah wearing that tie?
Jason: Yeah. She is definitely a closet lebanese.

by Polak Power November 22, 2011