Beef Burrito

The sexual act in which one man with a silicone enlarged penis has his penis filled with the soft feces of a female or male lover using their fingers or any tool that can fit into an urethra. A beef taco is just a crispy chip shell with dead cow inside and various other ingredients to make it taste good.

Hey Stacey, I gave my boyfriend a rim job last night.

Well I gave him a beef burrito to spice things up.

by ImJustVeryRetarded July 25, 2016

Sock Burrito

A sock filled with beans and/or other materials

Yo, you wanna make a sock burrito? I got a few tasty socks.

by Fat Chunky Moron VIII May 29, 2022

fuzzy burrito

When someone is wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket.

Man 1: Dude my girl got a new blanket the other day, its so fuzzy!
Man 2: Did she turn into a Fuzzy Burrito?
Man 1: Heck yeah, she wrapped herself up super tight!

by Hectic_god April 16, 2016

Pizza Burrito

When one has epicly failed at making a homemade pizza and it turns into a sloppy mess so they try to pass it off as a calzone, but in fact its just a complete cheesy, dough, mess. Take it like a man. You can't cook. Deal with it.

A really bad pizza. JP. You know its you. Pizza Burrito.

by AuburnSass September 24, 2013

Burrito

The worst food ever. Even with fucking sauce it’s crap. No one should even look at a burrito. We should all eat unfertilized eggs because that’ll make life better.

Ari: You know Burrito’s
Emily: yeah...
Ari: They’re goddamn terrible
Emily: I agree highly

by Quietwolf12 January 8, 2020

burrito terd

When you eat a burrito for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but you don’t shit until after you’ve ate dinner.

Carl had the biggest burrito terd after working a long shift on the construction site.

by mike charter January 6, 2022

Bean Burrito

When you are having sex with Mexican girl and while you are fucking her you put your finger in her asshole and start fingering her and still keep fucking her.

While I was fucking the Mexican girl I Bean Burrito her

by Slicknate233 January 5, 2018