Jack Wheelchair

Derogatory nickname given to former Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere, due to the amount of time he has spent on the sidelines due to persistent injury problems.

I see Jack Wilshere's out for another month with an ankle injury. More like Jack Wheelchair, am I right?

by falsetokaiba December 17, 2019

What the Jack?

A phrase sometimes used to avoid cursing, sometimes by professors. A similar reference can be found in Matlab using the 'why' command.

When the problem didn't work out as expected, the professor exclaimed, "What the Jack?!"

by Anonymous222999 March 31, 2010

Jack's Car

a pice of shit that has rust in it's body work, chairs replaced by wooden chairs and a chode on it's bonnet.

it's a debarcle

by HotHotJism April 23, 2004

Jack Lalanne

while getting a blow job, right before you blow, you pull out and yell Jack Lalanne, and you jizz on her eye brows, giving the Jack lalanne white unibrow

i gave that girl from the bar the Jack Lalanne last night

by k1k2728 September 3, 2009

Jack Sparrow

The best of all, the worst of all, a dumbass, a genius, the cheesiest, the funniest... In short terms, everything and the opposite!!

"He's the worst Pirate of the Caribean!!"
*5 min later*
"He's the best Pirate of the Caribean!!"

by Willoth November 23, 2003

Taliban Jack

A nickname that refers to the Leader of Canada's NDP, Jack Layton, because of his lack of support of the Canadian Armed Forces and his sympathy and concern for the Taliban

God, that Taliban Jack is an ass, eh?

by Steven Badger December 15, 2008

Skinny-Jacked

Adjective: Male body type characterized by extensive lean muscle on a thin frame.

"I'm gunna kick that motherfucker's ass!"

"Just be careful man, he's skinny but he looks pretty skinny-jacked."

by mattCaps December 9, 2008