He was too tech-tarded to search the web
by dracopiaz January 16, 2025

A person who knows stuff about computers, sorta. The sort of guy to look up how to fix a blue screen and claim he's a borderline genius.
He talks about disk partitions like he's the hot shit, but that tech-savvish nerd learned that on the Microsoft forums.
by DoctorDont February 2, 2021

When you're too lazy to fix the job yourself, you simply Slack the tech department to make the problem go away.
by Mikhailwh November 15, 2022

a synonym of hell. bratty teachers, rich bitches, all put together in good ol' Liberty Tech. all grades, K-8, makes a small-ass school even smaller. there is too much drama between the main drama group that mostly consists of 7th graders. here you will find many sixth graders and eighth graders dating each other, breaking up, and getting back together again.
by charter bitch March 2, 2020

When broke ass lube technicians own a car worth $1000 or less and decides to install a cat back exhaust system and it sounds like a bunch of garbage rattling around in a coffee can. It’s a must have for lube technicians to be able to socialize with other lube technicians.
Good god can you hear that shitbox coming down the street Steve? Sounds like a fucked up weedwacker.
Steve: Sure can! It’s those fucking lube technicians thinking they have a Lamborghini or some shit. Those worthless bitches put the lube tech exhaust system on their cars.
Steve: Sure can! It’s those fucking lube technicians thinking they have a Lamborghini or some shit. Those worthless bitches put the lube tech exhaust system on their cars.
by Spoonyt69 March 23, 2022

by Smart grubby November 9, 2022

the housekeeper at tobey who loves to clean the pipes in the security office while he munches on some pepperoni and then proceeds to give her some baby gravy!
damn, flute tech. really knows how to clean my pipes. I couldn't even wait to give her some of my man chowder
by flute tech. February 6, 2009
